2026
June 2026
May 2026
April 2026
March 2026
February 2026
- 304 I'm sure they'll ignore Preston Garvey February 16
- 303 I'm sure they'll put it where they want it February 9
- 302 I'm sure they flush once February 2
January 2026
- 301 I'm sure they have listening fatigue January 26
- 300 I'm sure no one is going to die January 20
2025
December 2025
- 299 I'm sure they're good at this by now December 15
- 298 I'm sure they measure by foreheads December 8
November 2025
- 297 I'm sure Paul will figure it out November 17
- 296 I'm sure they've got the grip switches November 10
October 2025
- 295 I'm sure they have a warm place to die October 20
- 294 I'm sure they got the stain out October 13
September 2025
- 293 I'm sure it feels good on their thumb September 29
- 292 I'm sure they're a sucker for orange September 15
- 291 I'm sure they're afraid of the mouse September 8
- 290 I'm sure they like lips on their bottoms September 1
August 2025
- 289 I'm sure they'll go the bedbug convention August 25
- 288 I'm sure they'll manage the chunks August 19
- 287 I'm sure they have a hiccup fetish August 4
July 2025
June 2025
May 2025
April 2025
- 277 I'm sure they'll swipe and insert April 28
- 276 I'm sure they'll fart into it April 21
- 275 I'm sure they'll get a senior discount April 7
March 2025
February 2025
- 270 I'm sure they'll do fine with 12 inches February 24
- 269 I'm sure they'll spudge it up February 16
- 268 I'm sure they'll take just one more turn February 2
January 2025
- 267 I'm sure they're fully cooked January 27
- 266 I'm sure they'll look under the cushions January 20
- 265 I'm sure they'll cry at the end January 13
- 264 I'm sure they'll come through their eyes January 6
2024
December 2024
- 263 I'm sure they'll get their data December 23
- 262 I'm sure they're full and hot December 17
- 261 I'm sure they'll talk him out of it December 9
November 2024
- 260 I'm sure they meet expectations November 25
- 259 I'm sure they go down real quick November 18
- 258 I'm sure their buttons are wrong November 11
- 257 I'm sure there is a lady in their phone November 4
October 2024
- 256 I'm sure they do parades October 21
- 255 I'm sure the moments are the only small things October 7
- 254 I'm sure it's a pain in their pants October 1
September 2024
- 253 I'm sure they'll shove a battery in the butt September 16
- 252 I'm sure the cheese is too far gone September 9
August 2024
- 251 I'm sure they're extra wiggly August 26
- 250 I'm sure it's business, always business August 19
- 249 I'm sure they're a little bulge-y August 5
July 2024
June 2024
May 2024
April 2024
- 238 I'm sure they are band royalty April 29
- 237 I'm sure they are font nerds April 22
- 236 I'm sure they've got a pity pile April 15
- 235 I'm sure they are well transcribed April 2
March 2024
February 2024
- 231 I'm sure they're in wiggle mode February 26
- 230 I'm sure they have a variety of fluids February 19
- 229 I'm sure they'll go to the NASCAR game February 12
- 228 I'm sure they're aggressively carbonated February 5
January 2024
- 227 I'm sure they are truck January 29
- 226 I'm sure they have a list January 22
- 225 I'm sure they're full of sand January 15
- 224 I'm sure they are bear January 1
2023
December 2023
- 223 I'm sure they're being really safe December 26
- 222 I'm sure they'll give it a good squeeze December 19
- 221 I'm sure they're dollar butthole lickers December 11
- 220 I'm sure they're hell adjacent December 4
November 2023
- 219 I'm sure they've got Daddy's mouth November 20
- 218 I'm sure they'll smell burnt toast November 6
October 2023
- 217 I'm sure their lips will fall off October 30
- 216 I'm sure they'll buy the right cable October 23
- 215 I'm sure they're as big as a buffalo October 16
- 214 I'm sure it's long enough to play with October 9
- 213 I'm sure they'll sit erect October 2
September 2023
- 212 I'm sure they have big heads September 25
- 211 I'm sure they'll increase the size of the guards September 18
- 210 I'm sure they'll cram it into a small hole September 11
- 209 I'm sure they'll do their special exercises September 4
August 2023
- 208 I'm sure they'll trust the toilet August 28
- 207 I'm sure it's two inches too big August 21
- 206 I'm sure they're big crooners August 7
- 205 I'm sure they'll go for the brown August 1
July 2023
June 2023
May 2023
April 2023
- 193 Kebab April 24
- 192 I'm sure they'll generate food April 17
- 191 I'm sure they get hot in the crevice April 10
- 190 I'm sure they need the rest April 3
March 2023
- 189 I'm sure they can handle that thing March 27
- 188 I'm sure they'll like the taper March 20
- 187 I'm sure they are targeted individuals March 13
- 186 I'm sure they're not Archimedes March 6
February 2023
- 185 I'm sure there were fingers February 27
- 184 I'm sure they'll order diabetes on the internet February 20
- 183 I'm sure the juice smells bad February 13
January 2023
- 182 I'm sure they've got low domes January 30
- 181 I'm sure they've got too many boxes January 23
- 180 I'm sure the bloggers are there January 16
- 179 I'm sure their nub responds to pressure January 9
- 178 I'm they'll experience toast January 2
2022
December 2022
- 177 I'm sure they'll rub a little rock on it December 26
- 176 I'm sure they've got gross feet stuff December 19
- 175 I'm sure they're in all the bands December 12
- 174 I'm sure they're afraid of the juice December 5
November 2022
- 173 I'm sure they have a fuzz factor November 28
- 172 I'm sure they're rimmed in rubber November 21
- 171 I'm sure they're parody accounts November 14
October 2022
- 170 I'm sure they've got Piles October 31
- 169 I'm sure they'll talk to a human October 25
- 168 I'm sure they'll be the king of the nerds October 17
- 167 I'm sure they need a tub somewhere October 10
- 166 I'm sure they'll win the band October 3
September 2022
- 165 I'm sure they'll get in their cardboard coffins September 26
- 164 I'm sure they wish it were less sensitive September 19
- 163 I'm sure they'll see a lot of Rick Astley September 12
- 162 I'm sure they've got their favorite things September 6
August 2022
- 161 I'm sure they'll crank it all the way up August 29
- 160 I'm sure they'll lube up the switches August 22
- 159 I'm sure they have a big hole to fill August 15
- 158 I'm sure they have a sweaty lap August 8
- 157 I'm sure they keep a trowel in their pocket August 1
July 2022
June 2022
May 2022
April 2022
- 145 I'm sure they're fingering it April 25
- 144 I'm sure they'll juice those boys April 18
- 143 I'm sure they're not famous yet April 11
- 142 Je suis sûr qu'ils sont français April 4
March 2022
- 141 I'm sure they've got good bones March 28
- 140 I'm sure they're vibrant March 21
- 139 I'm sure they've done their research March 14
- 138 I'm sure they go in spurts March 7
February 2022
- 137 I'm sure they'll make their pouches bigger February 28
- 136 I'm sure they're very vascular February 21
- 135 I'm sure they'll make the right call February 14
- 134 I'm sure they have a ritual February 7
January 2022
- 133 I'm sure they're not a gimmick January 31
- 132 I'm sure they're sitting on it wrong January 24
- 131 I'm sure they have favorite bugs January 18
- 130 I'm sure they're sorry about the hum January 10
- 129 I'm sure they'll weigh everything January 3
2021
December 2021
- 128 I'm sure they're bottom boys December 27
- 127 I'm sure they'll grapple all the hooks December 20
- 126 I'm sure they'll grab and pull it December 13
- 125 I'm sure the P stands for properties December 6
November 2021
- 124 I'm sure they won't be sued for libel November 29
- 123 I'm sure they're impressive for their size November 15
- 122 I'm sure they deserve a treat November 1
October 2021
- 121 I'm sure they have the biggest pumpkins October 25
- 120 I'm sure they'll join the drop October 18
- 119 I'm sure they'll eat a bunch of really bad food October 11
- 118 I'm sure they'll get the goop out of their cracks October 4
September 2021
- 117 I'm sure they like it in the bottom better September 27
- 116 I'm sure they'll talk about the Apple Event too much September 20
- 115 I'm sure they won't need one quite so big September 13
- 114 I'm sure they'll blend September 7
August 2021
- 113 I'm sure they're known for their sacs August 30
- 112 I'm sure they are context sensitive August 23
- 111 I'm sure they'll poke it to get it off August 16
- 110 I'm sure it's the right color August 9
- 109 I'm sure they'll shove things in their mouths August 2
July 2021
June 2021
May 2021
April 2021
- 96 I'm sure they'll accidentally touch April 26
- 95 I'm sure they'll make great cyborgs April 19
- 94 I'm sure it's in there somewhere April 12
- 93 I'm sure Satan lives in their butts April 5
March 2021
February 2021
- 88 I'm sure they've got fast shutter speeds February 22
- 87 I'm sure they'll schwipp it February 15
- 86 I'm sure they're big dumpy elephants February 8
- 85 I'm sure they're running on cocaine February 1
January 2021
- 84 I'm sure they'll be competent podcasters January 25
- 83 I'm sure they have a little divot January 18
- 82 I'm sure they'll await January 11
- 81 I'm sure they'll butter it up January 4
2020
December 2020
- 80 I'm sure they have slits in their bottoms December 21
- 79 I'm sure they'll get rambunctious at Bed Time December 14
- 78 I'm sure they've got thick margins December 7
November 2020
- 77 I'm sure that speed impresses them November 30
- 76 I'm sure they'll find the perfect icons November 23
- 75 I'm sure something will go wrong November 16
- 74 I'm sure their lamb lights up November 9
- 73 I'm sure they have the right number of holes November 2
October 2020
- 72 I'm sure they'll bang their adapters October 26
- 71 I'm sure the magnets go somewhere October 19
- 70 I'm sure they look like adults while videoconferencing October 12
- 69 I'm sure they'll say "nice" October 5
September 2020
- 68 I'm sure they're not okay with harming pets September 28
- 67 I'm sure they don't mind the size September 21
- 66 I'm sure they'll enjoy their knobs September 14
- 65 I'm sure they'll commemorate the occasion September 8
August 2020
July 2020
June 2020
May 2020
April 2020
March 2020
February 2020
- 37 I'm sure they'll half pull it out February 24
- 36 I'm sure they'll grab the nub and yank February 17
- 35 I'm sure they'll hose down their case February 10
- 34 I'm sure they'll be mosh pit adjacent February 3
January 2020
- 33 I'm sure they like the tip January 27
- 32 I'm sure they'll whap that button January 20
- 31 I'm sure they'll both make full recoveries January 13
- 30 I'm sure they'll meet their deductibles January 6
2019
December 2019
- 29 I'm sure they'll do better next year December 30
- 28 I'm sure they'll have a Merry Christmas December 23
- 27 I'm sure they have a PhD in Thermodynamics December 16
- 26 I'm sure they'll stop pooping soon December 9
- 25 I'm sure they're here for the gravy December 2
November 2019
October 2019
September 2019
- 17 I'm sure they'll remember to say "thank you" September 30
- 16 I'm sure they'll get all the fake blood out of their hair September 23
- 15 I'm sure they believe that birds are real September 16
- 14 I'm sure they won't hold it in too long September 9